1. I know Stevie needs to be potty trained.  I know it’s up to me to do it.  I fail most often in the mornings when I am certain he will poop, but I’m too tired to get up quickly and fight him all the way to the bathroom.  I miiiight need a coffee maker on my nightstand.
2. I have one question.  McDonald’s Filet-o-Fish.  What? And why?  I guess that’s two questions.
3. When I was a teenage girl, I thought it would be really cool to be a lifeguard.  I obviously would have been a terrible one, because my motivation was to meet boys. I could have been the next Wendy Peppercorn.
4. When we go to Target, one of my first stops is the hot sauce aisle.  I place a bottle of Tapatio in the shopping cart right next to Stevie to serve as a warning – no screaming/spitting – OR ELSE. Muahahaha.
5. I tried on this jumpsuit as a gag.  I swear.  I was like this will be hilarious.  I’ll send a photo to my girl friends.  And then the unthinkable happened.  I liked it.  And I bought it.  And I plan on wearing it to… oh, I don’t know… Palm Springs, maybe?

HAPPY 4th OF JULY WEEKEND!!!!