1. Some thoughts on reality TV:  Duck Dynasty – As much as I still love me some Jace and Uncle Si funnies, it’s just too staged. I can hardly get through an episode anymore. Reality is one thing, really bad acting is another.  Real Housewives of OC – Less Gretchen and Slade, more Heather and champs please.  Honey Boo-Boo – Nope.
2. I was 5 years old when I had my first solo (of many) in my school’s Christmas Pageant. My one line? Miss-es San-ta Claaaaaaauuus! I sang the heck out of it.  Then I heard the audience laugh.  When I got home, I cried and cried because I was so embarrassed.
3. At home, Stevie eats his grapes whole.  But when he goes to school, I make sure to cut them in half, so his teachers won’t judge me.
4. I always tell myself I’m not running to get skinny, I’m running to be healthy. Getting my heart rate up over a good meal doesn’t quite cut it anymore.  But would it really kill you to lose a few pounds, body?  I mean…
5. Benadryl gives me a waaaaaay worse hangover than any alcohol I’ve ever consumed.  Obviously I need to drink more, but I digress.  I am wasted right now.  Benadryl wasted.  Not in a good way.  This is what’s up:

Happy Friday!