1. Running late. Gotta get Stevie from school. Hurry hurry. Out the door. Crap forgot my phone. Can’t find my phone. Where is it? Seriously!! Stupid phone. Couch cushions! Nope. Charger! Nope. Oh well, guess I’ll worry about it later. It’s got to be somewhere around here. Cut to 2 hours later: Oh, it’s in my back pocket.
2. Sometimes I wear the same jeans all week and when I finally unroll them to be washed, they are filled with sand.
3. Since I can’t understand the nutritional information on Finnish candy, I firmly believe it is all calorie-free.
4. When I think it will be nice to go to bed early, I get ready to lie down and suddenly remember all the stuff I have to get done RIGHT THIS SECOND.
5. The only good part of not getting enough sleep is my hair doesn’t get that messed up.  #iwokeuplikethis

Today is CHD Awareness Day!!  1 in 100 people are affected with a congenital heart defect.  There is a constant stream of new treatments and new detection tools, but there is no cure. So if you see someone wearing red, they might just be supporting the cause!  (Or they might really like red.)  Thanks for the support!