1. Hello, my name is Jaana and I may have just overdone it on the self tanner.
2. Paul and I had a date night a few weeks back.  We saw Whiplash and then ate Hot Dog on a Stick at the mall like a couple of gosh darn teenagers.  It was pretty perfect.
3. There’s no feeling quite like dressing up for a night out – heels and all – and then having to sit on the floor changing a goopy, poopy diaper.
4. If anyone is wondering how Stevie’s spring break went, just send any questions addressed to me at the nearest insane asylum.  I’m going to check in there for a while.
5. Jumpsuit rule número uno: do not wait until the last second to pee. I repeat, do not wait.

This week in outfits from my Spring Capsule:

TOPS
black tank: gap factory (similar)
striped tee: old from gap (love this one)
blue boyfriend shirt: old navy
white button down: old navy

SWEATER
marled knit cardigan: gap outlet (similar)

BOTTOMS
unstructured khakis: old from h&m (similar)
roll-up denim shorts: aeo (sized up for baggy fit)
destructed tomgirl jeans: aeo
cut-off denim shorts: aeo

JUMPSUIT
mechanic jumper: forever 21 (similar – on sale now!)

SHOES
black birkenstocks (similar for less)
yellow sandals
taupe birkenstocks (similar for less)
white sneakers

BAGS
tribal tote: old from target (similar)
cognac cross-body: old from target (similar)
bicycle print tote: old from target (similar)