Went for a walk with my lovely neighbor/fellow mom the other day and offered her quite a bit of useless parenting advice – because we all love that – when all of a sudden, Stevie jumps/falls out of his stroller. Scraped his knee and everything. Didn’t I buckle him in? Well, no. Pass the trophy…
Only 2 loads of laundry this week (!!!) If one of them hadn’t been barf stuff, I probably would’ve felt like I won the lottery! Yesterday I was totally carb-loading. “Oh, for a major run?” you might think. Nope. Just because I was home all day. Not how I imagined I would spend a day at…
I forgot a very important meeting with the school board this week to get Stevie transitioned into a Burbank district preschool. I’m usually totally on top of things like that. And I just plain old forgot. Went for a run, then came home and sat on the patio with my juice, relaxing, and decided to…
TTGLIHATIF (Thank The Good Lord In Heaven Above That It’s Friday). This week has been exhausting. Not only did I wear jogging shorts a couple days ago with no intention of jogging, but I accidentally wore them inside out and didn’t realize it until I got home from running errands!! Capital DORK. I have always had…
I’m getting super sick of my shopping diet. I think a whole year was overshooting a tad. One of my weekly highlights is when Kevin & Bean (106.7 FM) close their radio show on Fridays. I have never smoked weed a day in my life, but their song about bogarting that joint is just the…
You know it’s hotter in Burbank right now than in the deserts of Southern Utah?! VETO. Pretending I have this power. Well, that Stevie… He and I had a good run. 3 days of joy and happiness before the attitude came back. I blame the weather. And the fact that he’s 2, I guess. If…
I stopped eating dairy for the most part back in January, and my allergies have almost completely gone away. Isn’t that crazy?! But once in awhile you just HAVE TO have a piece of cheese, don’t you? I was just reminded by Stevie’s teacher that it’s a holiday weekend! But not much to be excited…
My allergies from last week turned into a lovely sinus infection this week. And Stevie has some weird bug now too, so we’ve been trapped here together for the last couple days. As you probably guessed, it’s been going greeeeat. Fevers and barf and lots of tears. The fever and barf are his, the tears…
Some thoughts on reality TV: Duck Dynasty – As much as I still love me some Jace and Uncle Si funnies, it’s just too staged. I can hardly get through an episode anymore. Reality is one thing, really bad acting is another. Real Housewives of OC – Less Gretchen and Slade, more Heather and champs…
I am so mean to telemarketers. They just have a job to do, but when they make the phone ring during Stevie’s nap? Believe me, if I could reach through the phone and slap someone, I would do it. Just yesterday I got a call for Paul Peletelkelian and I said in a hushed voice “Listen,…