Nothing motivates me to eat my fruits and veggies like a weekend of debauchery. I came home from Palm Springs and ate healthy for like a whole day! Sometimes I take the local streets with the speed bumps because it always makes Stevie laugh. He giggles in the back seat and shouts “Mo-om!” with each thump.…
I tried yoga for the first time. Ever. In my whole life. It was an intermediate hot class and I was so nervous! Having girlfriends there helped, and in the end, I loved it. I’m going to try and make it my Monday night thing to get all zen and shit for the week. Approximately…
I need to start packing for a girly, best ever, bachelorette party weekend! So beyond excited over here, but still don’t want to pack. Take note: If I’m not home by Monday, send the search party to somewhere in the desert. Sometimes I think I should’ve had a dog before I had a kid. Maaaaybe I’d…
Is it weird that I base what color to paint my nails each week on what the cast of Girl Meets World is wearing? I can’t remember the last time I watched a movie all the way through. So when Stevie was with his Tati last weekend, I planted my butt on the couch and…
When we eat out, I always forget the doggy bag. I’m pretty impressed with myself when I remember my purse, the kid and all his accouterments, but the dang doggy bag! Most of the “play dates” I arrange are actually with parents I want to hang out with. Tough nuggets if the kids aren’t really friends.…
I took a Benadryl specifically so I could eat a stick of cheddar cheese. I decided to eat some other dairy products too, just to make it worth my while. #yolo Stevie has absolutely LOVED his therapeutic summer camp. Today was his last day, but he’s had such a blast. I wish it could go on forever! When…
I told Stevie to kiss my butt yesterday. And that was one of the nicer things I was thinking. I’m trying to teach him gratitude when I take him places, but he always just ends up so angry that we’re leaving. Like fall-on-the-floor-I’m-not-going-anywhere-lady angry. He’s almost too big to physically drag to the car. I…
Before I can get my hair done next, a total of 10 weeks will pass. In the bleached blonde pixie world that I live in, you must know that this is basically a travesty. Hats will soon be the only answer. We are about a month into summer fun, and I have dealt with more soggy, pooh-pooh, brown-water-running-down-the-leg swim…
I know Stevie needs to be potty trained. I know it’s up to me to do it. I fail most often in the mornings when I am certain he will poop, but I’m too tired to get up quickly and fight him all the way to the bathroom. I miiiight need a coffee maker on my nightstand.…
Stevie’s Godfather has been staying with us the last week and he’s so great with Stevie in the mornings, I invited him to move in. Is there anything worse than DIY projects made with old denim? I mean look at these! Unless it’s distressing or cutting off, just let those jeans go. Nobody needs a hanging…