The thing I look most forward to on the weekends is the food. I eat with no guilt. Because, like I always say, calories don’t count on weekends. Or vacations. Or special occasions. Or on bad days… Hmm… And then I wonder why the white pants I pulled out of storage from last year don’t…
I was talking to Stevie’s therapist about games where he throws and mentioned that “I can’t handle balls flying at my face”. It took everything I had, but I kept it together and didn’t laugh! Our neighbors were coming in the elevator with us and I didn’t want them to know we were eating McDonald’s…
Getting a stomach bug when you’re older is the worst – I didn’t even lose any weight! Haha. But nothing feels better than feeling better. And showering for the first time in days. Being at the mercy of Stevie P. when you run out of toilet paper is interesting. After 20 minutes of yelling directions…
My brain and I are never ever ever getting back together. Like ever. Remember those very expensive prescription sunnies I scratched? Well I scratched them again. And then I used a screen cleaner on them, which wiped the Ray-Ban logo right off. Then I left them in a dressing room and didn’t realize it until…
#1. Thanks for all the support (as usual) after my venting sesh on Monday. Ya’ll are better than any therapist I’ve talked to! And thankfully Stevie is having a much better week so far. Fingers crossed for many good days in a row! #2. Down to business! I’m always excited to try new products from Younique! Check out…
Hello, my name is Jaana and I may have just overdone it on the self tanner. Paul and I had a date night a few weeks back. We saw Whiplash and then ate Hot Dog on a Stick at the mall like a couple of gosh darn teenagers. It was pretty perfect. There’s no feeling quite…
I’ve never done a breakdown of all my clothes on the blog before. I’m kind of excited to share! Just a couple years ago, it would’ve taken a decade to go over everything in my over-packed, overwhelming closet. But for the past few seasons, I’ve been working on defining my style and whittling down the junk. And…
I haven’t had a spa day in years. So when I get desperate, sometimes I’ll just slather organic coconut oil all over. Since it warms on contact, it feels like your own personal sauna. And leaves your skin pretty soft. Just don’t sit on anything! If you search Google Images for Nene Leakes, she seriously…
I had some requests for a tutorial on this hairstyle, after it was debuted on un-fancy.com. Oh, my hair is embarrassingly dirty in this video. If you saw my Confessions last week, you will already know. But I just hadn’t had time to wash it, and this is what I do when that happens – the…
Have you guys seen that mom jeans are making a comeback this spring? I am really torn about this trend. They look like boyfriend jeans with a much higher waist. Maybe they would keep the cupcake-top under control? Yeah, I don’t eat many muffins, so it’s definitely a cupcake-top. Or a potato chips-top. Can’t even tell…