The most scared I’ve ever been on Halloween was about 10 minutes ago, when the house was really quiet and one of Stevie’s sound puzzles started going off for no reason. JEEZ!!! I’ve had maybe 3 good costumes in my entire life. I know. I sound am so boring. My husband hasn’t seen a scary movie since…
Packing for a trip. Ya know, I don’t mind it too much. It gets me excited to leave. But I’ve never been great at it. It takes me ALL DAY. Or sometimes even thinking about it, prepping, and making lists for weeks in advance. And I still either bring too much or too little. (Usually too much.)…
I don’t kill spiders. I destroy them and make all their body parts fall off. Then I leave them as a warning to the others. During one of Stevie’s therapy sessions, I was rocking the floor play, trying to get Stevie pumped up, when my button-up shirt basically flew open. Three buttons at least. Down…
I have 3 hot yoga classes under my belt now, but a few of those poses terrify me. Headstands, handstands, frickin LOTUS. Owwwwwie. But for some unexplained reason, I really enjoy the weekly practice. I have to say, my husband’s “vacation” so far as been overwhelmingly… underwhelming. Poor guy got sucked back into work, so it hasn’t been much…
Anyone else feel like it’s just never going to be cold again here in LA? I’ve worn shorts non-stop since February. I really hope to be eating my words come Christmas time. My attention span has gotten so bad, and I’ve gotten so used to interruptions, I can only get through about 30 minutes of a movie…
Nothing motivates me to eat my fruits and veggies like a weekend of debauchery. I came home from Palm Springs and ate healthy for like a whole day! Sometimes I take the local streets with the speed bumps because it always makes Stevie laugh. He giggles in the back seat and shouts “Mo-om!” with each thump.…
A few months back, I posted about this magical mascara that lengthens your lashes by 300%. It sounds absurd, but it’s a real thing. And I still love it. So when a rep from Younique asked if I’d like to try some additional products? Well, you bet I jumped at the chance. I’m honestly not…
Yesterday was one of the first “free” days we’ve had in awhile. So as soon as we got Stevie down for a nap, I went temporarily insane, ripped everything out of my closet, threw it on the bed, and proceeded to clean the closet. This, in itself, is not breaking news because I clean my…
I tried yoga for the first time. Ever. In my whole life. It was an intermediate hot class and I was so nervous! Having girlfriends there helped, and in the end, I loved it. I’m going to try and make it my Monday night thing to get all zen and shit for the week. Approximately…
You know how life is really weird and all, right? Yeah. Ups and downs and all arounds. Being high, then being low, then getting stuck in the middle like a bad hair part. Sometimes you’re overwhelmed to the point of tears and sometimes you can’t think of a single thing to do that seems more important than…