I am so mean to telemarketers. They just have a job to do, but when they make the phone ring during Stevie’s nap? Believe me, if I could reach through the phone and slap someone, I would do it. Just yesterday I got a call for Paul Peletelkelian and I said in a hushed voice “Listen,…
This morning I spent some time in front of the camera, instead of behind it. That was about as intimidated as I’ve ever been. I hate when I get all insecure and nervous! A bit relieved it’s over. If my calculations are correct – there are 24 hours in a day and about 16 of…
I can’t stand bananas or kiwi. I think I ate them so much as a kid, they made me sick. I used Siri for the first time the other day. She updated my Facebook status accurately and did everything else wrong. Stupid Siri. Let’s talk about people who stare at my son. Not sweet people…
I have been a “runner-in-training” for about 5 years now. Meaning that, basically, I’m not very good. I’m slow and steady sweaty and probably look a little pathetic trotting along. But I love the way I feel afterward. So I keep doing it. I don’t run far, I haven’t lost any weight, and by this…
I looked into eyelash extensions and as much as I really, really want them, I am going to hold off. I didn’t know much about them except that they look a-mah-zing. But they run about $200. They take 1-2 hours to apply. They need to be filled every 3-4 weeks. Fills cost $50-100… I’ll just…
Today I feel… deflated. We had a great couple weeks with family visiting, and now it’s back to the grind. Hubby is working hard (and working late), Stevie is a grouch, I am just plain exhausted. Stevie’s speech therapist reported that things have not been going so well the last few sessions. We also got…
It’s quite difficult to get my makeup to look right after a jog because my face is bright bright pink for at least an hour. Stevie usually embarrasses me when we go out in public, but having guests stay in our home for a week really made me realize how ridiculous he is. Let’s just…
Well, I did it! Chopped off all. that. hair. Here are some ridiculous selfies from right after my appointment! I wasn’t that scared going in, because I had already gone though a range of emotions and fears over this decision. So silly that I get all tied up over hair. Seriously though? Knots in my…
I have accidentally stolen a case of Diet Coke on several different occasions, because I forgot it was sitting in the bottom of the cart. I have only returned it once. I’ve always wanted to try working as a camp counselor. Specifically for fat camp. I think it sounds so fun. I often fantasize about moving…
As much as I love to run in the mornings, I can talk myself out of it surprisingly easy. Paul & I eat cereal like every night. I really don’t like when baby boys are dressed like hipster girls. When I’m alone in the car, I drive a little too fast and listen to my…