At our Christmas party, I put the dessert in the oven with the Saran Wrap still on top. Blame the a-a-a-a-alcohol. I don’t think I’ve been giving blush enough credit. Since I’ve had mild rosacea my whole life, I just never thought I needed it or even understood how to use it. But I piled it on…
Looking back, I realized I never updated you guys on my Fall Capsule. Turns out, I don’t think that many people cared, so that’s a… relief? I guess? Since California had so little change in the weather anyway, I didn’t really have to worry about making many adjustments. I wore my Summer Capsule with a little…
I had a teenager give me a tutorial on how to use SnapChat. There is no turning back now. (Username: themomgonnasnap) When Stevie wants to put something in his “cock-et”. I react like a 12 year old boy. Or a 36 year old husband. The most stressful day I had this week was when my…
IS IT FRIDAY YET? (Well it wasn’t when I wrote this. But I guess it is now.) Also, I nearly passed out when I got an email yesterday that was titled Two Weeks til Xmas. I need a security system for all the security system salesmen who stop by our house. I took Stevie to…
During the holidays, it’s hard not to get caught up in the hustle and bustle and sales and shopping and more, more, more, more, more!! That’s probably why I haven’t set foot in a store in weeks. Well, except Target. We’ve all been to Target, right? I’ve mostly been poking around online, trying to keep…
Gadoo has been sneezing and it’s just about the cutest thing ever! Dare I say, even slightly cuter than a baby sneeze, and we all know how adorable baby sneezes are. It kind of makes me like him again. I’m obviously doing a lot of fantasizing about decorating our new place. Visions of a clean/mid-century…
I have never shopped on Black Friday. And I’m not even the slightest bit curious. Just ain’t about that life. I swore up and down I would NOT overdo it on Thanksgiving with the eating. The lies I tell myself year after year. We slept about 8.5 hours last night and I feel amazing. Is…
Stevie says the weirdest things lately. But when I hear “I wanna call dad tell him Stevie farted on Gadoo’s head” I can’t help but count the words and think what a great sentence he almost made! Besides the house and backyard and upcoming decorating about to take place (the decoratiiiiing!!!), another reason I’m excited…
Of course the one week we start having awesome weather, I have most of my warmer clothes packed away for moving. I don’t even have my cozy pj’s! Stevie and I have had a pretty good run without any major blow-ups (from me). Yes, he is still pushing his limits, but I’ve managed to keep my…
Told Stevie “I love you” and he answered “I wove YOU… cars.” Even if I had no intention of going, when there is no line at the Starbucks drive-thru, I’m doing it. Saw that the temps will be in the 70’s next week and started making some crazy promises to Stevie of all the places we’d…